This iceberg might have given the Titanic a frosty surprise!
Meet Ken Pretty, a photographer from the uniquely named Canadian town of Dildo, who has become an internet sensation for capturing a massive chunk of ice that bears an unmistakable resemblance to a colossal, uh, member of the male anatomy.
This icy spectacle, measuring an impressive 30 feet, complete with gargantuan gonads, left no room for chilly shrinkage. Pretty spotted the risqué iceberg while flying his drone off the coast of Newfoundland in a region aptly named Conception Bay. “Only in Newfoundland,” he chuckled, speaking to the Toronto Star. “The resemblance is — you know, it’s good, right? It’s unreal how much it looked like part of the male anatomy.”
Pretty revealed that from the land, the resemblance wasn’t crystal clear, but once the drone took flight, it was “unreal how much it looked like — well, you know…”
And that was just the tip of the iceberg.
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As expected, this well-endowed monolith became a viral sensation on social media, with one woman coining it a “dickie berg.” Pretty confirmed, “That name has definitely stuck.”
“Frozen stiff,” one online commenter quipped. Another wondered, “I thought cold water made them shrink.”
Unfortunately, this impressive ice member had a short-lived existence, collapsing just a day after Pretty snapped the image that went global.
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In the spring, icebergs migrate south into Newfoundland and Labrador waters, eagerly anticipated by tourists and residents. The Newfoundland and Labrador government even set up an Iceberg Finder website for aficionados to share images and location data about these icy visitors.
According to the Canadian Ice Service, over 200 icebergs had been spotted off the coast of Newfoundland alone as of last week.
“If the trend holds up, we should see them for May and June, too. Mother Nature only gave us a handful last year,” said Diane Davis, who runs a Facebook group for iceberg enthusiasts in the province.
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Pretty pointed out the additional hilarity of his hometown’s name, saying, “It’s all in good fun. Everyone’s worried about the cost of living these days. But if this berg can put a smile on people’s faces, it’s all worth it.”
